Costello: Who is the President of China?
Abbot. Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbot. Hu.
Costello: The President of China.
Abbot: Hu.
Costello: The guy that's the President of China.
Abbot: Hu.
Costello: The leader of the Chinese people.
Abbot: Hu.
Costello: The President of China.
Abbott: Hu is the President of China.
Costello: I'm asking who is the President of China?
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name.
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Who is the President of China.
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay the President of China, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every Yen of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name that is the President of China.
Abbott: Hu.
Costello: The guy that gets.....
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every yen of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Who's wife?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: I wanna know is when the President of China elected,
how does he sign his name.
Abbott: Hu.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Hu.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the name of the
President of China.
Abbott: No. Watt is the former Secretary of the Interior.
Costello: I'm not asking you who is the Secretary of the Interior.
Abbott: Hu is the President of China.
Costello: One person at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the politicians around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody.
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who is the president of China?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: OK
Abbott: Alright.
PAUSE
Costello: What's the guys name that is the President of China?
Abbott: No. Watt is the former Interior Secretary.
Costello: I'm not asking who is the former Interior Secretary.
Abbott: Hu is the President of China.
